Catstuck
look.
look at this cat.

look.

look at this cat.

skullbuckle:

bard-of-insanity:

biscuitpotato:

helloiamyourgodofmischief:

cpaek:

cpaek has a reputation for an uncommon endurance. Additionally, she possesses the power to read the memories of others and she rides a mind-blowing limousine into battle, but doing so drains her skill at swimming for ten minutes. cpaek has been known to spin like a whirlwind and she brawls wielding a venomous proboscis that can force adversaries to ramble incoherently, however this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Also, she can sculpt and mold all water with a thought, but never against shadow. cpaek has learned to confuse the fears of an enemy. Lamentably, cpaek is handicapped by being woefully unskilled at survival.


I don’t even…. what…. 

Grace has been known to sculpt and mold all wood with a thought. Additionally, she is able to transform any machine into a sorceror and she has learned to make yaks appear from nowhere. Grace is protected from damage by an energy barrier and she has mastered the ability to tunnel through solid fluid, however she must speak words of power to do so. She has an unbelievable knack at fighting in the dark, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Shamefully, Grace becomes clueless in the presence of glass.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH what

Kasia has been known to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and use it to magnify her ability to regenerate. Also, she developed the talent to confuse the smell of a foe, however this power only lasts six seconds at a time. Kasia has learned to take control of salamanders, but doing so drains her resilience for one week. Additionally, she is able to slide to hell and she has mastered the ability to copy attacks of her attackers. Kasia boasts all of the powers and talents of a turtle. Tragically, Kasia becomes extremely smelly in the presence of fluid.


OF COURSE HOW COULD I HAVE NOT KNOWN

Vicky owns a bewildering proficiency at science, however only when happy. She also lords over a horde of hats, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Vicky can make werewolves appear from nowhere and she is able to transform any monkey into a scorpion, but she must speak words of power to do so. She likewise possesses the power to create physical matter out of thin air and she has learned to scan the memories of others. Vicky has a reputation for an incredible massive subterranean lair. Unfortunately, Vicky becomes rigidly inflexible in the presence of gold.

I CAN SEE MEMORIES.

I DON’T CARE FOR GOLD EITHER SO WOOOO

Shea has the power to transform her body into crystal. Additionally, she has been known to take control of men, however never when happy. Shea can make duplicates of herself and she has mastered the ability to force frogs to tell the truth. She has learned to block kinetic shockwaves and deflect them toward a distant area and she rides a super skateboard into battle. Shea possesses all of the powers and talents of a shark and she is able to transform any antelope into a goat. She likewise has an impressive breath-taking water refuge and she is known for her awe-inspiring strength. Shea possesses the power to steal any one power of her enemies and use it against them and she developed the talent to skim the memories of others, but she must speak words of power to do so. She also battles adversaries wielding a venomous axe that also grants a stupendous sense of hearing and she can make imps appear from nowhere. Shea can confuse the emotions of an opponent. Lamentably, Shea is deathly afraid of birds.

alison wields a destructive morningstar made from corbomite. Additionally, she is protected from damage by an energy barrier and she can take control of hats, but she must speak words of power to do so. alison developed the talent to communicate with salamanders through a mental link. Unfortunately, alison is especially vulnerable to adamantium-based attacks.

((ahhh hats i love hats this thing knows me))


renbeau:

ophiuchustroll:

trivelie:

salmiakki:

gracklebird:

tomquest:

vondell-swain:

bekn:

axereels:

starrby:

adamusprime:

if everyone reblogs this with something in their lives that makes them happy it will be the most…

cats <3

hello, feet.
my name is alison and i like to walk around barefoot. sometimes i go to bed with dirty feet and miraculously wake up with slightly less dirty feet. it&#8217;s a mystery.

hello, feet.

my name is alison and i like to walk around barefoot. sometimes i go to bed with dirty feet and miraculously wake up with slightly less dirty feet. it’s a mystery.

i have the cutest cat ever.

i have the cutest cat ever.

wecansexy:

supey:

endofunctor:

foxxypapa:

kingofdumb:

according to dirks shipping equation between the twelve first trolls introduced UU and uu and meenah and aranea and the 8 kids there are

(drum role please)

a total of 276 different ships 

on the most recent update, uh, there was 276 different HAAs

for fuck’s sake

andrew hussie we dont have time for your silly math…..

but does this account for quadrants.

hmm… taking into consideration the quadrants, and assuming that the kids would adapt to troll romantic culture, i think the equation would just change to (n^4-n)/2. right? no. shit.

what

am I doing with my life.

tobefairitismyonlyweakness:

askfuturedave:

thiefofspades:

frackyvengero:





I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T
AND SAID
NO
THIS WILL NOT DO

THIS WILL NOT DO

I MADE MY OWN FOOD WITH SCIENCE.

Every time I see this on my dash I smile.

Cookies are fucking goddamn delicious.

baking is manly as hell

bro is this you
THIS IS AMAZING

tobefairitismyonlyweakness:

askfuturedave:

thiefofspades:

frackyvengero:

I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T

AND SAID

NO

THIS WILL NOT DO

THIS WILL NOT DO

I MADE MY OWN FOOD WITH SCIENCE.

Every time I see this on my dash I smile.

Cookies are fucking goddamn delicious.

baking is manly as hell

bro is this you

THIS IS AMAZING